Review: 'Turbo' hits the wall

July 17, 2013
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“Turbo,” released in theaters Wednesday by DreamWorks, is a colorful, forgettable flick about a snail who wants to compete in the Indianapolis 500—which he does thanks to a series of coincidences, lucky breaks, and questionable rule calls. It’s the kind of film where the lead character gets to achieve a dream not by serious effort or brain work, but simply by wanting it badly enough and having supportive friends.

How does a snail end up serving as an Indy car? Do you really want to ask that? A better question is why the screenwriters and director wait so long to introduce potentially fun characters and then do nothing fun with them. Or why the film that should be exhilarating is so devoid of laughs and/or joy.

Turbo (voiced by Ryan Reynolds) and his human supporter Tito (Michael Pena) both are likable but bland. The snail’s protective older brother Chet (Paul Giamatti) is underwritten to a point of near disappearance. And a gang of fellow escargots (led by Samuel L. Jackson) seem designed for Happy Meals rather than populating a movie.

It is nice to see Indy on screen, of course. And the Indianapolis Motor Speedway—at least, its animated equivalent—looks terrific and is treated with the reverence of Hinkle Fieldhouse in “Hoosiers.” Early in the film, the snails’ work life at “the plant” is creatively presented—although that world is abandoned early in the film for other locales. The animation is first rate, but that’s not surprising anymore. I saw it in standard 2-D. Your mileage may vary.

Six-year-olds may leave the theater ready for a race. Adults may find themselves napping (perchance to dream about a grown-up serpentine sequel; "Snake Pit," anyone?).

Your thoughts?

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  • Turbo
    The movie was good from beginning to end. I liked how the movie flowed from one scene to the next. It is fun for the whole family.
  • Missed Timing
    They should have released the movie during the month of May when all the race hoopla was going on.
  • $$$$
    i will see it around Thanksgiving when it is at the dollar show or in Red box.
  • Split house
    My wife and I took our two daughters to see Turbo on Saturday. One daughter LOVED it, the other said it was okay; wife said it was okay and I LOVED it. We all found funny parts in the movie. It's a cartoon, so throw out common sense. It's about the message: don't let others hold you back from your dream, no matter how outlandish that dream may be.

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