Last week, I made a not-influencing-the-results request for you to send along your favorite kid joke with your entry into our contest to win tickets to see ComedySportz and ComedySportz 4 Kidz. For more info on the shows, click here.
Here are some of your responses:
What do you call a frog with no legs?
Very unhoppy! (Sullivan Hariette)
Why did the cornstalk get angry?
Because people kept pulling on its ears. (Jennifer Winters)
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line in first place?
I’m the weiner. (Lindsay Holland)
What’s black and white and red all over?
The IBJ. (David Bolin)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7-8-9. (Julie Shedd, Rick Cramer)
Doctor, doctor – I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking? No, I really did. (Tim Prickett)
Why did the chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. (M.J. Meneley)
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts. (Nikki Shoultz)
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
(Mike McKay, Mike Bowser)
What did the hat rack say to the hat?
You go on a head, I’ll stay here. (Cynthia Shepard)