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Well, oat milk isn’t real milk either. And if a chicken wing doesn’t have a bone, it is boneless (and the better argument is that it isn’t a wing). But little of that matters to the guy downing beers and hot-sauced chicken.
It’s not a wing, it’s a chicken nugget. Wings have bones. Wingnutz has it right.