Yes, there's a song titled "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out."
The new musical version of the Indiana-set classic "A Christmas Story" is having its debut next month...it opens in Kansas City Nov. 20. More info here.
Apparently nobody has yet triple-dog-dared any Indianapolis theaters to stage it.
So I'll do it: I triple-dog dare an Indianapolis-area theater to stage "A Christmas Story." If not this year, then next.
While the show's creators are aiming for Broadway (and its producers have assembled a well-credentialed creative team), the show's website does have a link for licensing information.